you’re the window to my wall
you’re the sweat that drips down my balls
(via armandotee)
i need a job where i work one hour a week and i get paid a thousand dollars a minute
(via armandotee)
if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking to you again are slim to none because I’ll be so afraid that every little word or sound that comes out of my mouth will aggravate you and make you cringe and hate my existence
(via katisntkorean)
why the hell do guys expect so much from us like they want us to have a flat stomach, big ass, big boobs, pretty face, and a perfect personality while some of these guys look like fucking apes bye
(via starsonyourceilingg)
